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my current mood!

this be how i am feeling at the moment. ill try to update daily but not making any promises.






get your own at I MOOD!

Posted by kanela at 04:04 PM as a stickied post | 2 just lovely

wow

its been so long. not much and yet so much has happened. its scaryt. im on livejournal now. although i find more of a task to update that....

Posted by kanela at 07:07 AM | isn't she lovely

all i have to say regarding grades.

Posted by kanela at 06:48 PM | 1 just lovely

sexing the big scene...those nevadians.

i am worried about the future of nevada.

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

i wonder if this only applies to residents of nevada, and not visitors as well?

and on the other hand, i dont care, i LIKE< LOVE breaking rules.

for those of you traveling in the beautiful DC:
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".


and for those lovely ppl out there who want to go on sex trip, some guidelines:

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances.

NO MASTURBATING IN INDONESIA!
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
-(it really worries me that this would be so prevalent as to require a a law to be passed!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
-no commment other than ewwwwwwww

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
-(But of course!)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
-o my.

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.


i stole from here

Posted by kanela at 07:45 PM | isn't she lovely

k.,

i have been working on downloading programs and learning to use them. turns out i cant leave the house until tomorrow.suckee.

so i made my new icon. but its kind of small and unreadable. blah. its in my gallery if you want closeup. o the suckinees.

going to sleep.

Posted by kanela at 06:43 PM | 1 just lovely

o master!

i really think out class song should be HOLD ME NOW by the polyphonic spree.

for some reason i ve been playing that damn game riya posted every day since she did. its truly something! QUEST ALONG!


im touched. truly i am.
yours truly,
spaghetti

ps. mEET ZOOT!

adopt your own virtual pet!

Posted by kanela at 08:16 PM | isn't she lovely

SATS

done. ova. k


comprende?

lesson learned: REGISTER EARLY AND NOT AT DORSEY!

they told us to be there at 7:45 AM! and we didnt actually get put into rooms until 9:30. and then we had to fill out all that crap and stuff. our first test started 20 min later.
lots of bullshit questions on that sat2. seriously it was not what i expected. but w/e.

okay. second test spanish: awesome. finish 20 min early. easiest crap ever. i loved it.
right before we started it however were supposed to do the whole survey questions and this guy in row next to me and in front basically started the test before time. i think the administrator saw and said i know. and he just sighed and closed his book. when she said start he looked at the clock and waited for a second. let me clarify. he thought she had said to start but she hadnt, and so she had and when he realized that he closed his book. i think he started a few minutes late to make up for it though, but still. o. he was from loyola.


I saw MORGAN there! and heather fox! and some other juniors. funny. i thought id be the only loser there after liz decided to ditch meh.

enough.,
atrocious astronaut

Posted by kanela at 11:43 AM | 1 just lovely